When you gotta take a dump so fat, it might just be your last. The porcelain throne could be your deathbed, just like the king Elvis Presley himself.
Guy 1: "Bro, where's your bathroom?"
Guy 2: "Down the hall on the left."
Guy 1: "Thanks. Wish me luck, I think I'm goin' out king style"
Guy 2: "Down the hall on the left."
Guy 1: "Thanks. Wish me luck, I think I'm goin' out king style"
by Jamithy Rowland January 12, 2023
Get the goin' out king stylemug. This phrase describes someone who has little power, but craves it. However, they do have absolute control over one very small , often trivial area, and if you ever step into their one square foot of jurisdiction, they really let you know who is the boss. In this way they get to feel powerful at someone else's expense, usually by being a complete asshole and humiliating them. They can be referred to as the king (or queen) of one square foot.
The greeter lady at Walmart screamed at the poor guy who accidentally walked in the exit door like he just comitted a felony. What a jerk, she is just the queen of one square foot.
The guy running the seminar picks the people who get to ask the speaker questions after the presentation. If you ask out of turn he will ream you in public. He is just the king of one square foot, pathetic.
The cashier is always chewing out people who get flustered when paying or decide an item is too expensive to purchase and embarrassing them in front of the other customers. He is the king of one square foot.
The guy running the seminar picks the people who get to ask the speaker questions after the presentation. If you ask out of turn he will ream you in public. He is just the king of one square foot, pathetic.
The cashier is always chewing out people who get flustered when paying or decide an item is too expensive to purchase and embarrassing them in front of the other customers. He is the king of one square foot.
by Genetica August 30, 2021
Get the The king of one square foot.mug. Nathaniel king jr the 3rd: I here make a new law where only this village is gay and if caught being straight will be sentenced to death
Someone: but I like girls
Someone: but I like girls
by Exposing mfs November 24, 2021
Get the Nathaniel king jr the 3rdmug. AN UNDERRATED ANIME THAT IS NOT TALKED ABOUT OFTEN BUT IT SHOULD BE I LOVE IT 10/10 WATCH IT. THE MAIN CHARACTER MISHA IS NICE AND IT IS AMAZING FOR FANBOYS/GIRLS/PEOPLE AND ITS SUPER NICE
by ITS_YA_BOI_CHILDDDDEEE February 26, 2022
Get the The Misfit Of Demon King Academymug. It is when you have sex with a chick while pretending to be mufasa and as soon as you’re about to nut you roar
by @xx_bitch_lasagna_xx August 25, 2019
Get the Lion king doggy stylemug. by Pussy-Fart September 6, 2017
Get the King of Hide-and-go-Seekmug. when ya best friends dog farts, and than your friend also rips ass while you r laughin, and it smells so bad, ya boi throws up a terrible tasting hot dog from Burger king.
by ilikeducks April 17, 2020
Get the Burger King Hot Dogmug.