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Middle School

The place where you lose the meaning of life and humanity. You go in happy and ready to "find yourself", but you come out looking like someone from orange is the new black.
MOM! PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
by ClassyBrunnumGIrl August 9, 2018
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High School

A rollercoaster of a journey, high school is the subjugation of your hopes and dreams.
The words "High School " derive from the anglo and greek words "heah" and "skholē" which mean "of high class" and "leisure" respectively.

Ironically, high school is a place that's completely the opposite of being high class, for it's probably one of the filthiest, shameless, places one will ever go through.

What is true though, is that fact that high school is nothing more than leisure time. Teachers, counselors, coaches, and many other figures of authority will try to sugarcode the highschool experience by bombarding you with math, science, history or other shitty lectures. Every single thing that is taught in high school is a pretext for preparing young- lazy- teenagers for life outside of school when, in fact, nobody knows shit... in or out of school.

High school is hell. Cafeteria food sucks, hallways are too crowded, and it's full of jocks and teasers who ceaselessly try to get to the top of the food chain. The sad thing is, students waste countless of hours fixing their hair, drowning in make up, spending more money than they are entitled to, and faking laughs all so they can get the approval of their peers but fail to recognize that everybody is too engrossed in themselves to bother thinking about anybody else.

High school is a place of broken promises, heart braking crushes, and boredom.

The weird thing is.. its going to be the best years of your life.
Upon graduation, Tommy reflected on those high school years and realized life was nothing more than a big joke.

Fred: Hey John, want to skip class and go smoke a joint?

John: Why skip class if we can blaze it in Mr Dunk's room while he pretends not to see us?

Fred: Touché... let's go!
by scantlulu June 6, 2018
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Middle School

torture Middle school is usually grades 6th~8th and it usually is torture. The worst is 6th, everyone judges you and then in 7th it’s okay, everyone is insecure and cringy, then 8th is also okay because it is usually your last year at that school.
School district: HOW CAN WE MAKE MIDDLE SCHOOL THE WORST?!
School district 5 seconds later: *the middle school we have today*
by Garlicbread112233 November 18, 2018
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Moon School

(noun) Where a person young or old that is slow, or hard of understanding may have or had gone to school.
Q: What's wrong with that girl? Why is she so dumb?
A: Oh, she's a graduate of moon school.
by moon grad 08 May 17, 2011
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Middle School

the place where future hot cheeto girls and soundcloud rappers are introduced to shit they are too young for .
too many 6th graders throwing it back and acting 15 yrs old lmao

i would know
Johny: how old is that kid

Jimmy: idk shes in middle school
by 216fa September 1, 2020
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newwoodlands school

newwoodlands school is a place for schmuck and bad ass kids the schools leader is called bigwoodt
"hey ryan what's a dead school"

"newwoodlands school you schmuck"
by tsavrys June 1, 2020
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bridlington school

full of teachers that dont know what they are doing
did you go bridlington school”

“yes why”

“feel bad for you mate”
by noonelikesbrid August 10, 2021
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