Stroke Me a Chop

A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.

Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!

by Levan Khaouli October 29, 2017

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I will in me bollix

When somebody asks you to do something, but you have no desire or interest in doing it.

Hey Joe, could you take that tray of vegan sliders over to table 3 for me please?

Joe - “I will in me bollix”.

by irishcolloquialisms August 24, 2021

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call me mommy

The women thinks her self as the giant one while dominanting the submissive partner which it she might call baby the women considers herself as his so called mommy

She told him to "call me mommy"

by RealRacer May 27, 2023

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Pick me slave

The sumo of the slave world. The slave that always says “pick me master.” Which means they think they will get something extra out of being a simp to the master

Friend #1 “who wants to go get me another beer.”
Friend #2 “pick me I’ll do it.”

Friend #3 “shut the fuck up friend #2 you’re such a fucking pick me slave.”

by Charmaxxxx October 20, 2020

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