Adult Choccy Milk

"I can pay my mortgage but also color outside the lines"
Ever miss the insane INTENSE energy and excitement of elementary school recess?
Look no further.
Adult Choccy Milk is chocolate milk with a glow up (alcohol? Possibly?) and a dash of ✨

Person 1: "Will you come listen to us yap about our sigma tech bro startup?"

Person 2: "No."
Person 1:"Pls we have Adult Choccy Milk 🍫🥛 "
Person 2:"okay fine I'm in"

by warehouseyappers July 17, 2024

Tree Milk

Tree milk = tree sap

Idk how I can be any clearer

“Damn look at that Tree Milk over there”

by Trooke UwU September 13, 2020

milk

The thing your dad left for 69 years ago when he got caught with another bitch

When is my dad coming home with the milk

by Urmomverygae October 2, 2022

Icy chocolate milk

A sin for all chocolate milk drinkers. No person should simply ever put ice in their chocolate milk because it is UNACCEPTABLE!!! What a disgrace.

He drank some icy chocolate milk and then immediately began throwing up because it was so nasty.

by ch1ckenman August 25, 2021

Milking the Panda

When a woman grasps both a black dick and a white dick in a single hand and proceeds to stroke them together at once.

Yo, Jenny is up to milking the panda, you in with me bro?

by PandaMilker December 7, 2017

Darigold Milk Challenge

When a person consumes five 16 oz bottles of chocolate milks in a minute without aid or throwing up. If one throws up, then they have to start over.

Mike: "I bet you I could do the Darigold Milk Challenge."
Daryl: "Ok, prove it. I'll count for you."
Mike: "Ok, here goes." *chugs*
Daryl: 1
Mike: *chugs*
Daryl: 2
Mike: *chugs another*
Daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
Mike: I'm gonna puke, *chugs...*
Daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
Mike: *barfs up all the chocolate milk*
Daryl: Bro cmon, not on my counter, that's where we eat. Now you have to start over and clean it up.

by Anarchist666 May 22, 2013

milk show

An event in which at least five or more individuals ejaculate in tribute to a specific area of interest

Person 1: Dude this concerts going to be a total milk show.
Person 2: I know, people were glazing this band so hard online

by Lou Sassle Erts June 26, 2024