Girl: What school do you go to
Boy: Christopher Columbus High School
Girl: OMG can I suck your dick please
Boy: Christopher Columbus High School
Girl: OMG can I suck your dick please
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You might go to South Carroll if:
If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
You might go to South Carroll if:
If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Becky: Omfg. Someone just got suspended.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.
by BitchesInABlanket July 19, 2012
Get the South Carroll High School mug.One of the two high schools in Norwalk, CT. Students are generally from West Norwalk, South Norwalk, and Rowayton. Becuase of the Center for Global Studies, or CGS, there are also a lot of students from all over CT. These out-of-district students adn the other centerkids are stereotypicaly obsessed with Asian culture and are likely to wear animal tails or cat ears. There are a bunch of preps who will say they're from Rowayton even if they aren't. They love Vinyard Vines, own at least one pair of Uggs (even the guys), and have a car. They are really snobby and cliquey. There's also a bunch of ghetto people who think that they own the place. The ghetto girls will often randomly scream in the hallways for no reason. There is also a fair share of nerds, Haitian immigrants, and hispanic immigrants. The school is domminated by two cults, known as SCF and Peace Project. It has the lamest mascot ever, the Senators, and its colors are red, white and blue. Has a rivalry with Norwalk High.
Why is that kid wearing a tail?
Oh, that must be a centerkid from Brien McMahon High School
How many pairs of Uggs do you own?
Five, I mean, hello, I live in Rowayton.
Brien McMahon High School is way better than Norwalk High School!!!
Oh, that must be a centerkid from Brien McMahon High School
How many pairs of Uggs do you own?
Five, I mean, hello, I live in Rowayton.
Brien McMahon High School is way better than Norwalk High School!!!
by bewareofmsjones June 16, 2010
Get the Brien McMahon High School mug.An ok school, but friken tries too hard to be a private school. Student are able to comment their thoughts about everything on the schools well organised bathroom walls. Willoughby Girls High School is most known for their desperate girls as on the school grounds it is extremely rare to come across someone of the male species.
person 1: I heard Willoughby Girls High School is turning into a private school?
person 2: BHAHAHHAHAHAHAH they wish!
person 2: BHAHAHHAHAHAHAH they wish!
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Get the Willoughby Girls High School mug.A school in not so upstate New York. has a lot of interesting people there. Air conditioning doesn't work in half the classrooms, Instead of spending money on that they spend 1.5 million on renovating a pool to make it look exactly the same. Your tax dollars hard at work Aye, New York? The freshman class is usually crazy as a whole and has a lot of drug and vaping issues.
Did you hear about what happened at Warwick Valley High School?
Yea, it's like their third drug bust this month!
Yea, it's like their third drug bust this month!
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Get the Warwick Valley High School mug.Dvr Sherbrn is full of white people who own minorities, cars, and multiple houses. The Upperclassmen buy shitty drugs and pay shit ton son money for them thinking they're hot shit, they sell it to underclassmen and can afford to because their Dad's own companies. DON'T go to DS if your family income is under 800,000$ or if your not smart, because if you do you will get silently bullied and talked about behind your back, but nobody will confront you because the school is full of pussies. The girls put the hottest (best life) edited traveling bikini photos on insta and get high, put pictures of boys, emoji covered beers, they're eyes, and dab pens on vsco, and think they're edgy as fuck, wearing their 500$ jeans that they bought with daddy's credit card, and fit into by being anorexic, bulimic, or doing coke. The boys play lacrosse and generally have small dicks so they overcompensate by flexing material items or athletic skill that they use to play D3 lacrosse at a school they got into because they got tutored and their Dad donates a fuck ton of money to the school. The adults have perfect lives but feel empty so they constantly get plastered and so do their kids for the same reason. It's just a matter of time until a kid at DS dies from drinking or suicide. Everyone at DS puts on this show that they're better than everyone because of the school's college acceptance rate or the positive atmosphere, but DS is just as shitty as everywhere else.
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