Duece-Day

The day that you and your friends plan ahead of time to smoke a doobie.

Dude, Friday is Duece-Day don't forget that dime sack.

by staylifted09 October 19, 2009

4kt day

December 15th is a day where we all act like yb.

“I told that boy abt what he said” 4kt day

by Glock out December 15, 2020

AVA DAY

DO WHATEVER AVA WANTS EVERY DAY

RANDOM HOE: NO IM NOT KILLING MY CAT FOR YOU

ME: ITS AVA DAY
RANDOM HOE: OH FUCK SORRY KITTY

by Nixysm November 14, 2020

bae of the day

someone that you fall in & out of love wit all in the same day

"man... look there goes so & so wit another partner holdin hands kickin can's"

"they'll split up soon"

"why you say that?"

"cause thats just their bae of the day"

by d i z k o 2 0 8 December 4, 2014

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Vide-day

On this day (17th November), any form of the n-word is accepted to use by whites. Black people aren’t allowed to use the word; except light skins.

- Yo man, have you heard of the Vide-day? You’re allowed to use the n-word!

- Vide-day is the best!

by TikTokMaster42069 October 14, 2019

Greatest day

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021