Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

anal snouds

noun.

1. A kink most commonly belonging to Andie

Sophie: what's your kink?

Andie: anal snouds

2. the noises that Andrew Garfield's ex-girlfriends all make as a result of dating him

BoJack: How are you feeling?

Sarah Lynn: *anal snouds*

by edelgardbodypillow January 8, 2022

Anal splatter

It's where your anus splatter/bursts open

Me- oh no I went to hard her anal splatter her-(dead)

by Elijah's gay as fuck January 21, 2022

Anal Fissure

An anal fissures, much like AIDS, is most commonly found in gay males having sloppy and sometimes unprofessional sex. It commonly occurs when ya take it in da bumhole without having a plug in prior or without the use of lube.

Me and Josh got so hot and bothered we both had Anal fissures in less than an 30 minutes!

by Dinkiedoer December 9, 2021

Rick anal

When you put a pickle in your bumhole and your poo poo comes out green

I sucked her dad so she gave me rick anal

by anonymous December 15, 2021

American Anal

When you do anal while wearing a cowboy hat swinging a lasso/rope over your head and say “Yee motherfuckin ha!”

“After the rodeo my girlfriend asked me if we could do American Anal, and I’ve never felt so excited.”

by Kitty Hickey December 17, 2021

anal soup

When someone Urinates in your ass then rotates your hips to create a stirring motion

I made anal soup with The Cat In The Hat

by Camxron December 24, 2021