Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

by Piky321 July 22, 2025

Anal reliance

Relying on anal stimulation to reach an orgasm while being unable to reach it through any other kind of sexual stimulation

Jack: "Michael has anal reliance"
John: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"

by MinervaI April 1, 2024

Anal concussion

When you get surprise analed and it hurts so bad that you pass out

‘He ended up going in the wrong hole and I got an anal concussion’

by Dicktko May 14, 2018

Anal

Ding dong in poo poo

Can we anal and I put me ding dong in you poo poo hole?

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.123 August 11, 2025

Awesome Anal April

Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.

This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)

"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"

by dio roadroller November 6, 2019

anal chainsaw

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...... hey hey anal chainsaw

by boobaga August 4, 2017

anal beepage

The process by which an enraged asshole motorist makes his or her feelings known to other motorists through the passive-aggressive action of beeping his or her horn.

Waiting three seconds to put my foot on the gas after the light had turned green caused me to fall victim to the person behind me's anal beepage.

by jerkstorecalled July 26, 2018