Douche Nozzle

n. german for "jackass." Pronounced fast with a heavy accent as "doshnozzle."

Tim is a real douche nozzle. He came and drank all our beer and left.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

Douche nozzle

Gavin Michael Howard

Have you seen the new kid at school? Yeah he’s a total douche nozzle.

by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019

Douche Nozzle

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"

DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle

by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 02, 2019

Douche Nozzle

Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.

“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper”

by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020

douche nozzle

A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.

Look at the douche nozzle taking that old lady's parking spot, what an asshole.

by larryu March 19, 2016

Douche Nozzle

A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)

Girl 1: Becky called me a whore

Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle

by Dick_Weasel January 04, 2015

douche nozzle

Basically a level 10 asshole.

Oh my god.. Marc is such a douche nozzle that only cares about himself.

by Fancay October 03, 2015