Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.
Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.
by Snowboy Jr. December 18, 2022
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Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.
Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.
by catheterking June 27, 2020
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Poppy J

The cutest most sexist person on earth
by V aka the girlfriend stealer August 01, 2021
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J. Hugh

An unusually fluffy creature. Usually molds easily to surroundings; social and amiable. in general, kind of a big deal.
see: polar bear
also see: Balto (1995) directed by Simon Wells
where's the J. Hugh population around here?

I would try to find them in packs, unless it's too early. Then there nursing some rest in dens.
by Katrina Kewala February 04, 2010
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girls with j names

some of the finest females you’ll ever meet that are completely clueless to you liking them.
“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
why not?”

“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”
by marian reind April 01, 2023
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J-Rain

Underrated lyricist, audio engineer, entrepreneur, car enthusiast.
J-Rain is the truth
by 🐻 December 21, 2016
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J coupe

A short red haired man that drives a s10 and skips leg day
J coupe isn’t here his hair is on fire
by Logan slavinski February 10, 2022
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