Drastic Park

A flock of young men, who in school, couldn’t get laid; so they formed a band.

That kid is such a virgin. He will be the next Drastic Park

by Oh, shucks! February 19, 2021

Pootie Park

a cute little korean lady that likes to fart, yell, meow, poop, scream, laugh, and snort. Pootie is one of the cutest people you will probably ever meet. She is so full of life and makes you laugh. She has the most genuine heart and is so caring. She is a little scary tho...

Girl 1: Ugh she's so lucky her mom is a Pootie Park
Girl 2: Sameee I wish I grow up to be Pootie Park too!!

by ooga booga pooga November 25, 2021

karma parking

It is the nagging feeling that if you do something bad, you won't get that cherry parking space or some dude will pull right in front of you as you pull in. It is particularly bad at colleges where the idea of every man for himself combines with late for class. So you spend your life trying to build up parking karma, and are always frustrated.

Damn it, that dude just pulled right in front of me and took my space. I shouldn't have called Becka a bitch last night. Karma Parking!!!

by Bozlog February 12, 2014

Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively

What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry

by King of the slang October 13, 2025

Dream vs Rosa Parks

You were always in the back and I was always in the front

Have you seen Dream vs Rosa Parks yet?

by Gvprtski May 3, 2025

Newbury Park

Newbury park is fun if you aren't rich and snobby. If you're not holed up in Dos Vientos and your parents aren't too strict, Newbury is a really cool place to walk around. It's small and only has one McDonald's, which is why the natural features like the mountains make up the 'exciting' part of town. But everyone's cats die and coyotes keep shitting in peoples yards.

Jimmy: Where are you from?
Muhleesa: Newbury Park
Jimmy: Don't say you live in Dos Vientos.
Muhlisa: Hell no, I spent most of my time building forts and shit or trying to hike Mt. Boney.

Jimmy: Good.

by zyznx December 28, 2022

Park Princess

Noun; A 6-7 out’ve 10. Does herself up to be a modest 8. Usually from a nicer area of town (Bonita Springs, Naples), in some case originating from San Carlos itself, although rarely a local. Introduced to “The Park” between 18-25, due to minimal exposure to degeneracy and debauchery in youth, quickly falls in love with the first male to give her attention from the streets of SCP. This happens fast and obsessively due to experiencing lowlife behavior thought to be missed out in youth (drinking, smoking, partying). Male is typical 4-6 out’ve 10, Hispanic or White, and dates younger girls with low self esteem as that’s all he can get. See TRASH for more detailed description.

“Dude, did you see who’s she’s dating!? She left HIM for THIS guy. Yeah bro, we knew her since we were kids, what the hell happened?”

“Damn bro, she’s lost her mind and really downgraded her life. What a Park Princess!”

by rockbigcock August 13, 2022