New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry

That old man Larry is such a cock block

by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023

how old is hunter

he's 35 u fucking idiot

How old is hunter?
35 u dumbfuck

by DreamLover69 December 9, 2020

Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.

Oh he is such an old man steve

by Elias59 October 27, 2020

The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

Old fashioned

When you have sex like they did in the 60s

I did her old fashioned

by Gape the sexmaster April 27, 2020

An Old Fashion

When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"

Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..

by Bael Sach November 1, 2023