National Respect Milton Day

A day when you respect all Miltons in the world.

The day is on May 31:st to may 30:th

bro its national Respect Milton day today!

Brooo!

by subscribe to allanime 2019 October 9, 2020

National Kick a simp day

October 12 you can kick every simp you know

Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.

by No simps October 11, 2020

National Jonah Hill Day

March 25 being National Jonah Hill Day the day that Kanye West officially started liking Jewish people again after rewatching hit movie “21 jump street” starring Jonah Hill

You wanna go watch 21 jump street since it’s National Jonah Hill Day

by BTfGer March 25, 2023

National Fuck Chloe Day

National Fuck Chloe Day is when you fuck chloe zammit as hard as you can until she goes to sleep with her llamas

BF: “Biċċa, today is National Fuck Chloe Day so I have to fuck you”
Chloe: “Okay, do whatever you want with me :)”

by National Fuck Chloe Zammit Day April 3, 2023

National kiss Ernest day

kiss ernest

I am kissing Ernest because its national kiss Ernest day

by Rehzel-x-Ernest January 29, 2023

national buzz cut day

June 1st, is national buzz cut day. Buzz all your hair off

“Hey what’s today?”
“June 1st, why”
“June 1st is national buzz cut day”

by immamunch69 April 21, 2023

national suck a nigga dick

april 27 it is where you suck a black persons dick

someone: it national suck a nigga dick.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ April 24, 2023