Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.

Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*

by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018

lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

Wet Stepper

One who steps out the shower soaking wet, not attempting to dry off. Also leaves wet foot prints on tile or wood surfaces.

Jacob is a wet stepper. Russel dries off completely in the shower.

by Scampia July 5, 2019

The wet thumb

When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way

That girl I met the other night gave me the wet thumb

by MrTinkerbel November 6, 2023

Wet hotel

A person, typically passionate about banks, banking, money, office, academy, and music.

I am a massive wet hotel

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore April 4, 2021