When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!
by Johnnie Walker + Trish Tate February 11, 2025

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

‘You cant eat a pizza in two bites!!!’ Says jake (lower case cuz he wrong ). ‘ Slap me a million times if im wrong.’ -Mr Two Bites ‘dam u really are mr two bites’ EVERYONE
by Mr Two Bites March 16, 2025

by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021

by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025

I tried to pick up this fine ass ho during he Gasparilla parade, and that bitch gave me the Tampa two step.
by Igotsdamottz June 7, 2019
