by banri July 23, 2022
Was playing Super Mario last night and I totally Law'd it when I was fighting bowser and died. It sucked
by BigBear87 July 25, 2021
A scientific law explicitly stating that all members of the female race shall be unable to be sexually attracted to any man who has full autonomous control of their eyebrows. This does not hold true for any relationship that remains at a platonic level, such as friendships, or even jogging buddies. Predates his first law of gas, grass, or ass: no one rides for free
Player 1: Man, that dude's eyebrows are going everywhere! he's even doing the wave!
Player 2: He probably suffers from veselekov's zeroth law
Player 2: He probably suffers from veselekov's zeroth law
by veselekov October 14, 2012
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.
Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.
Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.
Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.
by KinkyKoffey November 22, 2024
by BlackroseChef January 27, 2024