sucking piss

essentially god dammit/doing poorly.

can also be used as a verb.

sucking piss, i’m doing terrible right now.

i’m absolutely sucking piss right now.

by Albert Darwin May 10, 2022

Piss baby

My friend JustReal is a Piss baby

"You're a Piss baby" "If you search on urban dictionary you're the definition"

by ForbesAddicton May 30, 2023

Rat Piss

codeword for send nudes

Hey guy Rat Piss

by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 11, 2022

Piss head

A piss head is an African American male who dyes their hair to an obnoxious blonde

Odell Beckham Jr. is a very big endorser of the piss head look

by B Stanley gas donuts January 3, 2017

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

Piss Balled

when a guy is having protected sex with a girl and as he is about to cum he pees in the condom, then ties off the pee balloon and throws it in her face and then i scream HA JESSICA YOU JUST GOT PISSBAALLED!!

Jessica i miss you so much, please come back im sorry about everything

piss balled

by piss god September 25, 2019

piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring

You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.

by Think-tank August 16, 2022