Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025

Milking a fart

When you hold in a fart for an extended period of time so when it is released it stinks way more.

Milking a fart is a dubious act.

by Fart milker December 1, 2022

Choccy milk

Chocolate flavoured dairy beverage with wheat biscuits that comes in a small box or pouch

Man I love this upandgo it's my favourite choccy milk

by Notsnorpjuicethatsforsure September 2, 2021

milk

Your dad

“your dad hasn't came back from getting the milk!” “wheres your dad...? didnt he go get milk?” “mama milk”

by Piss child December 3, 2020

Pink Milk Pie

When you creampie inside a girl on her period.

Bro: How was last night?

Me: I gave her a pink milk pie
Bro: Ahh, so you got your sword bloodied

by PinkMilkPie June 1, 2022

Scroat Milk

Milk from the scrotum (i.e. another name for semen.)

"when I need protein in the morning, I order a large scroat milk latte."

by StarvinMarvin June 4, 2023

Watermelon Milk

A black girls pussy juice

Oh man sharkeesha just blasted me with her watermelon milk

by anonymous July 10, 2025