tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

The Beans

Reference to when you have 126 points left in a game of darts.

That's a difficult out shot - he's left himself The Beans

Which way do you go on The Beans?

T4 T13 T13 is the best way to set up The Beans

by day merchant November 11, 2022

Cocoa bean

What a fat ass black woman will sometimes refer to as her clit

“Last night Jalen was rubbing my cocoa bean so good my squirt hit the ceiling!”

by Quandavious69 August 24, 2025

Bean

A cute little thing is called a {bean}

person 1- look at that little bean
person 2- awww so cute <3 >~<

by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020

bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.

Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!

by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023

Beans

the little pink things on the bottom of cats paws

the little black things on the bottom of dogs paws

"I love the cute little Beans on my cats paws!"

by Spookpedia December 27, 2024