May 1st

people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.

dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.

by pssyslayer69 November 3, 2020

May

May is national fuck your significant other month! You have to fuck everytime you see each other no matter what, you can do it anywhere and anyway. Just make sure to have sex.

"Hey baby its may, you know what that means"
"Yes lets have sex"

by PerseusCoomer April 5, 2022

3rd of May

National hug Jayden day

Person 1:Yo do you wanna hug Jayden
Person 2:Yes

3rd of May is the day where you hug Jayden

by Enkwnwkqnevjw svb May 2, 2021

May 30

Take a shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney you should do the wocky slosh on me because it's may 30th

by Yu3047 May 30, 2024

May 3rd

Internationella flickvän med stor näsa dagen.
Firas genom att köpa spins till sin flickvän på coinmaster annars är man dum pojkvän

- Hej det är may 3rd
-Jaha då måste jag köpa spins till min flickvän med stor näsa
-ja
-bra
-hejdå ha det så roligt

-okej

by coinmaster May 3, 2024

Jadah May

The thickest person there is. Her nickname is fruity pop. She know for the locss. And she can take 3. 🤣

Person: Who that?
Person 2: Oh. that jadah may

by manimayyyyy November 22, 2021

Lily-may

lily-may is a kind caring person, she is a person that will call all night and call all-day.
she will be your best friend and will listen to you no matter what
if you annoy her she will slap you and be done with it
she also be very fit

person 1 - you know lily-may
person 2 - yeah

person 3 - she be smoking hot

by jerseytbw October 14, 2020