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High School

A failed government experiment to hold small children and gorillas in the same building.
Everybody hates you, everyone is waiting to spit on you and throw rocks at you.
People who enjoy High School usually end up homeless.
by McDaddy's Big Patties April 26, 2019
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middle school

by noimtracer December 23, 2018
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Middle School

The fucking worst 3 years of your life, so much drama, fights, homework, fucking hate the teachers, you get into fights with old friends and make new ones, rumors gets spread, people have their glow-ups in the summer, guys get extra hot, guys only care about girls and their booty if your a flat girl no guy will ask you out, if your fat you'll get made fun of. Middle school fucking sucks, trust me I'm in 8th grade and my ex- best friend me and her got into a fight this year and it got so out of hand, and rumors about me that weren't true got spread and I was called a hoe,whore, and a slut for 2 months, guys look at my booty all the time when I'm walking (how do I know well guys always walk behind me and when I turn around because either i hear my name or my friend is talking to me I see 3 guys all talking and looking at my booty, plus the guys in gym class look at me all the time.) Plus if your short in middle school your middle school life is so fucked and I know because I'm in 8th grade and 14 years old and I'm only 5'0 and all my friends are like 5'2-5'6 and it sucks.
"Damn girl your ass is fine" -Middle School guys

"She's such a hoe I heard she had sex with 5 guys" -Middle School fakes
by trojansdancer2023 March 6, 2019
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Middle School

the place where future hot cheeto girls and soundcloud rappers are introduced to shit they are too young for .
too many 6th graders throwing it back and acting 15 yrs old lmao

i would know
Johny: how old is that kid

Jimmy: idk shes in middle school
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newwoodlands school

newwoodlands school is a place for schmuck and bad ass kids the schools leader is called bigwoodt
"hey ryan what's a dead school"

"newwoodlands school you schmuck"
by tsavrys June 1, 2020
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bridlington school

full of teachers that dont know what they are doing
did you go bridlington school”

“yes why”

“feel bad for you mate”
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middle school

Where your hopes and dreams go to die.

Most of these are 3 years (6th-8th grade), but some are 2 years (usually 7th-8th) and others are 4 years (5th-8th).
Before 7th Grade (at a 2 year middle school):
"Yay! Middle school! New friends abound!"

By mid-October of 8th grade (at 2 year school):
"I am useless. I am worthless. I have no future. The world is better without me. I have no skill. My "friends" go around and tell my secrets."

Middle school is where hopes and dreams go to die.
by thekingofamerica November 29, 2015
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