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Bean Dipping

Either your man’s sampling the neighbor or some animal is bent over licking his balls in front of the whole party.
Your man bean dipping the Mexican girl next door again? Oh hell, check out Paco bean dipping on the couch.
by Sir Beardsley April 10, 2019
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Bean

The thing on cat paws thats where you will find a wild bean the beans are tiny oval shaped things on cats paws.
Brianna said "look at those motherfucking beans!" she said while holding up a cats paw "I am going to eat those beans!" on this chungy cat.
by Wahligi September 19, 2022
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Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.
by Xocrone September 16, 2020
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Beaning

The act of shoving one or two beans up somebody’s dick hole and making them cum the beans out
I was just beaning one of my friends and it was awesome
by MrCumMan May 1, 2023
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Bean Fajita

When someone puts their anus on a stick and starts throwing up.
by Not you Not me September 20, 2017
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Bean Addict

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.
Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021
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Beans

Used as a response to show ones approval. Shortened version of a more well known response "Cool Beans".

- As inspired by Josh (Raid Father) (Gauntlet).
A: "Yo, I just got my first bonus check."
B: "Beans!"

A: "That was some pretty delicious pizza, if I do say so myself."
B: "Beans."

A: "Hey, sorry for doing that to you earlier. I went too far... Beans?"
B: "Yea... Beans."
by Bibidi January 2, 2021
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