Drugstore Mexican

A Mexican who speaks little to no Spanish, a generic Mexican so to speak.

I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish I am Drugstore Mexican! Let me see if I can find someone who does!

by NoJuanKnows September 29, 2019

mexican souffle

The act of swonking

IM SO GOING TO MEXICAN SOUFFLE TONIGHT

by SWONK September 16, 2014

Mexican snicker doodle

Shit in a Sheila’s cunt, fuck her, then pull it out, let the shit dry around your cock before you continue to fuck her until you cum. You remove the cum filled shit cover off your cock and press over the opening to close it. Refrigerator for an hour then serve. Thust resulting in a Mexican snooker doodle or milky bar

Hey Pete did you hear about Stacey?
Nah man what happened?
Gave her some infection after giving her a Mexican snicker doodle on the weekend
No way bro! That’s crazy

by Vinderskidz September 7, 2023

Mexican triple surprise

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants

-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise

by Lamasisful July 19, 2023

Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”

by CoachMatt May 24, 2022

Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

Mexican Glue

When you make a toasted cheese sandwich but the cheese didn’t melt and/or stick to the bread as you desired so you there for use seamen as a substitute savoury adhesive. “Mexican Glue.”

My cheese sandwich isn’t nearly sticky enough. Not problem. Mexican Glue to the rescue!

by Dr. Hawthorne June 9, 2023