granduncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's husband.

My granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.

co-aunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Murphyz Law

If the opps can slide they will slide

Cant walk outside unlucky like Murphyz Law

(A play on murphys law)

by jimmyslimdick May 22, 2022

Slerf's Law

Slerf's Law is the idea that the most retarded outcome is the most likely.

Coined by Twitter user 0x_charlemagne, the origin of the name lies in a retarded meme coin dev named Slerf, who accidentally burned 53 thousand Solana trying to launch a meme coin called Slerf.

I thought I would make millions on this meme coin; instead, the stupid dev burned the entire supply. I should have seen it coming because of Slerf's law.

by 0x_Charlemagne March 19, 2024

co-granduncle-in-law

The husband of one's grandparent-in-law's sister.

My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an equivalent group exists without you in it.

Jule's law asserts the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).

by slumberlust June 29, 2021

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018