an Englishman's diet

Drab, Dry, Shit, Boring, And Terrible.

Guy 1: I love the colour grey!
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet

by EthanCannot July 23, 2023

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Smellecular Engineer

A smellecular engineer is someone qualified in the profession of smell. Smellecular Engineering is provided as a course in most high-level universities and is in high demand from employers.
Those qualified in smellecular engineering ensure that smells are as described.

Saeid: Did you hear that Scott has qualified as a Smellecular Engineer?
Peter: Yeah, he was sniffing my toilet just last week, I'm proud of him.

by big epic chad July 30, 2023

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Social Engineering

Often a tactic used by Team Avolition during their Minecraft Griefing videos. Rather that simply destroying a building they tear the entire structure down, put down dirt & plant saplings so that the moderators and admins cannot roll back the damage.

“No don’t leave the house, that’s a bad idea. What you do is a little social engineering instead and tear the house to the ground, put dirt & plant saplings so that they can’t tell where it was and they can’t use Big Brother to roll back the damage because it won’t be able to tell what was built and what was naturally there.” -Storm_Surge

by The Merc With A Mouth August 18, 2023

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the english goodbye

Used by Europeans, especially from central & eastern Europe, to describe a passive aggressive person who wants to say "no" to a proposition but is either too embarrassed or feeble to come right out with it, so drags things out until you get bored and/or get the message. Based on the alleged characteristic of the English who drift away from parties without really saying "goodbye"

Vlad: these guys have been negotiating for weeks but they never get to a decision
Boris: give up - their giving you the english goodbye, mate

by EMFan August 22, 2023

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Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023

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