Pulling a David

When you are caught out of position in a competitive video game and die solo.

Hey guys get the sniper he's pulling a David.

by Victor Blackmarsh May 13, 2024

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The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).

“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”

by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024

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On king David

King David was the nickname of David Barksdale, the founder of the Black Disciples gang. A GD saying.

"On king David I will do it"

by GodDam_ January 27, 2025

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I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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The Harley Davidson

While your girlfriend is giving you head you grab a handful of her hair on both sides of her head, kick your legs up in the air, and crank on the throttle

Sophia was giving me head earlier and really getting into it so I had to hold on for dear life (and nut) and ended up giving her the Harley Davidson

by George Beast August 2, 2025

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