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Two-egger

A person who always follows the rules. They would never use three eggs in a two egg recipe. Even if three eggs would make a better batter.
Val would never pass that slow ass car on this curve. She's such a two-egger.
by Dangerdog Wolftoucher December 31, 2020
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The medical phenomenon of a woman gaining the ability of being able to bear and give birth to twins after being fisted. It is widely accepted in medical circles that woman who have not been fisted previously cannot fall pregnant with twins
"Did you hear Sophie had twins?" "well u know what they say a fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle".
by Learners scholar August 10, 2017
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Two Trucks

They are having sex. no other explanation.

Two Trucks - Neil Cicierega Or Lemon Demon
by DrewCodez March 17, 2022
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Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 January 27, 2016
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Two-faced bitch

a girl who seems nice at first glance, but backstabs men and makes out with other women.
Guy: Did you see the kiss between Aloy and Seyka? Seyka is a slutty whore skank!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!
by blade24 April 29, 2023
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Two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.
I never knew what I was missing until I has a two dollar turtle sundae.
by Please and thank you November 10, 2017
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