Nicks law

Respecting the boundaries of life or your gonna get schooled by the karma that’s gonna catch u

Did you notice how much of a psycho narcissistic asshole that person is doing whatever they want to others...they must not know Nicks Law

by Nicks Law August 13, 2020

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Mike's Law

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.

Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."

by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013

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Niwdog's Law

As an online discussion continues with multiple posters, the likelihood of a person making assertions that the Jews are behind whatever is being talked about exponentially grows.

1: Why are people freaking out about this Tea Party rally?
2: It's the media man, the liberal media.
1: Yeah they're always looking for Nazis.
3: Of course they are. Look who own the media! Follow the Jewish trail, they're the source of fake news!
2: Niwdog's Law...
3: What do you mean?
2: Never mind.

by somedude24 September 3, 2017

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Law of pi

In engineering, every task will take exactly 3.141592 times as long as initially anticipated. The Law of pi is therefore commonly used along project managers when they ask engineers how much time they think they need to finish their work.

Arjan: How long will it take you to finish the design of those tubes?
Vincent: about one and a half hour I think
Arjan: OK, so taking the Law of pi into account, that's gonna take you exactly 282 minutes

by E.Musk January 7, 2019

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