chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Alaskan Fire Dragon

The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.

I loved watching my uncle give my little brother the Alaskan Fire Dragon.

by ACBomb April 12, 2022

The world is on fire

Yeah, I don't though.

Hym "Yeah, I don't feel like the world is on fire though so... Hey, why don't you fucking explain why I feel like I'm being watched you fucking asshole? You got a fucking YouTube video for that one? How about an explanation for why I shouldn't stab the next kid I walk past over what you are doing to me here? How about an audit of the billions of dollars that can traced back to me and an explanation as to where my fucking money is? That would make a good fucking YouTube video! Really! I got a knack for things like that. Yeah. You fucking explain THAT, you fucking clown."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Fire setters

The program that taught me to smoke cigarettes at age 2 years and made me a genocide survivor protected by law under the woman protection act 1960, the 2008 child soldiers protection act, the 1948 laws on police ethics, the 1979 torture prevention acts, the 1991 zero tolerance laws, and the 2001 anti terrorism act, and lastly the Torture (18 U.S.C. Section 2340A of Title 18, of the northern astronautical space association privy, and the warcrime survivors act 1938 as mustard gas got in my bowl years ago. Mustard seeds suck in weed.

Fire setters used manipulative assault in 1993 causing bodily harm to genetically mutate me and cause cancer 5 times in the name of cancer prevention and stole my mom's breast and left it incomplete then monumentalized her illness with a tribunalable warcriminal insult to my mom and her fight against cancer, and their using ignorance as a defense, right? K.c.w.g.

by Cody5050 February 19, 2022

Chinese Firing Squad

A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.

Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."

by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024

Firing-Squad

When many people pour 1 shot each for somebody else, and make that person do all shots consecutively.

Person A: "Hey, how you feeling after the part last night?"
Person B: "Oh man I am hanging, they did a Firing-Squad on me"

by TheTrollmeister January 22, 2022

Fire Up

Central Michigan University saying said anytime someone sees another wearing CMU Gear. Often used in tandem with "Fire Up Chips". Often times it is used by students in Wayside or Okellies when they are trashed to the point of no return.

Fire up Gerry! I love your Central Michigan shirt. now lets hit up some shots of fireball!

by MichiganButinNC April 17, 2023