Skip to main content

two weeks in

a term used for fake scene kids, usually new scene kids, that no one in particular is acquainted with
his style is so gay dude, he's two weeks in
by jenessa sneva October 22, 2007
mugGet the two weeks inmug.

two fingers up

In Britain, if the palm is turned inward it means ’fuck you.’
Some little ginger cunt bitched about me on delivery yesterday so I didn't hesitate to give her two fingers up.
by Chalga database July 30, 2022
mugGet the two fingers upmug.

Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"
by Little England April 2, 2017
mugGet the Australian two stepmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
mugGet the 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)mug.

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
mugGet the Jonny Two Textsmug.

Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.
John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle
by ElevenToesJohn April 5, 2023
mugGet the Two Knuckle Shufflemug.

Getting stoned with two birds

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
mugGet the Getting stoned with two birdsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email