Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

old iowa trick

A ruse performed out of casual self-interest. Mildly disrespectful. Always successful.

"So he found buried treasure while he was digging around in someone else's yard. Get this: he left it there, came back, and bought the property!"

"That's an old Iowa trick, friend."

by Cofveve July 27, 2017

The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back

You just got the good old switch and you got raped

by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017

Old Scratch

Old Scratch is a nickname or pseudonym for the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub ("Netflix series "Lucifer")

Lucifer describes himself as Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch.. "Actually I like that one in particular..."

by LostSoulColo69 April 6, 2022

old boy'd

Being owned beyond comprehension.

Jim got totally old boy'd when he was tricked into sleeping with his own daughter.

by 5mendz March 5, 2014

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Old St Filth

A very old man with a grey beard and grey hair
Often quite filthy
Comes from the term for santa old st filth

Oh my god fuck me in the poontang its Old St Filth

by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007