If you don't play fortnite you basically have no bitches and never touch grass in your whole entire life and if you do play fortnite you do have bitches or not still but you're athletic and you touch a lot of grass. Here's andexample f people that dont play fortnite:
by E01Istroll June 3, 2022
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Stacey: OMG, Harry, you have Fortnite on your iPad? Can you give me an invite please?
Harry: I don’t have any.
Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!
Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!
Harry: I don’t have any.
Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!
Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!
by A nerdy geek May 25, 2018
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Get the fortnite mug.Shit game where they just add Marvel, starwars and halo characters. if you still play you are a fucking disappointment to Society and me and load of other people want to slowly watch you burn in a put full of fortnite toys. oh and no one cares that you got a fortnite win. also Justin you not cracked but your head will be if you don't stop make orgasm sounds.
(Justins friend) this is my friend Justin he already taken and he's cracked at fortnite my guy.
Justin (makes orgasm sounds)
Justin (makes orgasm sounds)
by Justin's bully December 12, 2020
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Fucker 2: Do the word a favor and STFU then drop from the bus without a parachute, fucker.
Fucker 2: Do the word a favor and STFU then drop from the bus without a parachute, fucker.
by How drunk WAS I? June 5, 2018
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In Fortnite, you build, break, and loot to survive. You must get guns to fight opponents, materials to build structures, and Healing items to get more health than your enemies. Currently as of writing this it is season 5, chapter 2.
In Fortnite, you build, break, and loot to survive. You must get guns to fight opponents, materials to build structures, and Healing items to get more health than your enemies. Currently as of writing this it is season 5, chapter 2.
Guy: Hey man, do you play fortnite?
Guy 2: Nah, it's garbage, its for kids, and anyone who plays it are retards.
Me: Well I think its alright.
Guy: Yeah man, stop being rude. Just because mainly children play it doesn't mean its garbage, and don't make fun of them for playing it. If they want to, you can't tell them to stop. If they enjoy playing the game, you are in no position to judge them for what they play. Just the fact that you would make fun of someone and call them mentally retarded makes me and many others look down on you, and essentially makes you a worse person than anyone on the game. Nobody cares about your opinions, so let others have theirs. I know you are probably a good person, but you need to put aside your pride, and look inside yourself. You would be mad if someone called your favorite game garbage, wouldn't you?
Guy 2: Nah, it's garbage, its for kids, and anyone who plays it are retards.
Me: Well I think its alright.
Guy: Yeah man, stop being rude. Just because mainly children play it doesn't mean its garbage, and don't make fun of them for playing it. If they want to, you can't tell them to stop. If they enjoy playing the game, you are in no position to judge them for what they play. Just the fact that you would make fun of someone and call them mentally retarded makes me and many others look down on you, and essentially makes you a worse person than anyone on the game. Nobody cares about your opinions, so let others have theirs. I know you are probably a good person, but you need to put aside your pride, and look inside yourself. You would be mad if someone called your favorite game garbage, wouldn't you?
by JynxIsTheName December 9, 2020
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