Cryum

Mix of cumming and crying at the same time, more likely tears of joy

This is so cute I might cryum

by stripedclothesliker December 3, 2025

CRYSTLCSTLEXS

A short tempered guy who gets mad at anything they play or hear

Oh wow that guy is mad just like a CRYSTLCSTLEXS I wouldn't want to run into that guy

by Jusxce December 4, 2025

Cryptok

a cryptocurrency related video. A well used hash tag across many social platofrms to denote a video specifically addressing cryptocurrencies.

One of the biggest influencers just released a new cryptok today!

by crypto influener December 9, 2025

crypto luigi

the guy who filmed atlas earth comercial. also in raldi's crackhousr where u have to have 10 ethereum to free him and fight him

crypto luigi: i just bought more land in the metaverse
*AFTER RALDI'S CRACKHOUSE*
crypto luigi: hey old pal free me

by RaldisCrackhouse January 3, 2026

Crywank

Used in a sentence to describe what a person or group of people are doing who are easily offended by insignificant or trivial "things."
Or who get upset when they realise the world does not, in fact, revolve around them.

Look at all you delicate petals crywanking over a story. Hilarious.

Omg, nooooo, the shop didn't put up with your bullshit crywank and threw you out. Good for them. Grow up.

by Stuffynz January 12, 2026

Jesus Cryst

something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer

"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.

by Tyler Turnmeyer December 24, 2008

breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.

Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."

by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011