Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.

“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere”

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”

by brianl May 3, 2024

great-grandniece-in-law

1- Great-grandnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's great-grandniece.

My great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

co-nibling-in-law

The child-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Klug's Law

Only one wearable computing device (e.g. Pebble watch, Google Glass, etc.) shall be allowed on an individual person to avoid notification blowup.

Man: I would totally get another smart watch, but I'm afraid of violating Klug's Law

by NiwaDaisuke July 15, 2013

Law 45683

luna actually has to be cooler than everyone BY LAW. this is simply factual and cannot be argued against.

oh yeah you know Law 45683?
yeah yeah, luna is so much cooler than me

by frogiibae December 27, 2020

half-co-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's husband.

half-co-brother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

dow's law

states that anything that magically starts working will magically stop working

you can't go home even if the problem seems to have gone away. dow's law says you must fix your code

by jmaug October 24, 2016