weak handed stranger

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.

i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead

by coma061 January 21, 2009

hand plucked king

Some one who is hand plucked by God out of the millions and millions of people to be the one. It usually refers to Elvis or a sweaty fat man that has a lot of confidence, knows Ka-ra-tay and has side burns.

Elvis was the hand plucked king because God said that he was the one out of the millions and millions of people.

by handpluckedking May 21, 2009

Second hand feels

It's the feelings you get when you're favorite tv/anime character dies or anything bad happens in the show which makes you feel.

Second hand because it is not happening in real life.

"Man I'm feeling down because of these damn second hand feels."

"Oh shit you watched The Boi in the Striped Pajamas?"

"Yeah man now I'm depressed"

by JayPK June 16, 2016

one hand check

Way for a guy to quickly judge the size of a girl's breasts by quickly grabbing one breast.

Dude, I gave Amelia the one hand check. I thought she was a C but it turns out she's def a D!

by yettimatt September 17, 2011

arabian hand job

when you get a hand job with a sandy palm that grinds your shaft

i gave myself an arabian hand job at the beach this afternoon

by nasty animal party December 31, 2009

Left handed person

A person who is left handed uses their left hand instead of the right and probably is homosexual (Gay).

Left handed Nigga: uses left hand
Left handed Nigga=GAY
Left handed person is BIG GAY

by Mark benighton January 16, 2020

Two Hand Touch

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.

Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"

by KillerDolphin23 June 16, 2020