Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.

"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."

by ADegenerateGamer February 28, 2025

national eat like a camel day

January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel

“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”

by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023

Eating banana

A humorous slang word for fellatio. Because the banana’s shape looks like a penis

For example ‘he is eating banana right now’ = ‘he is performing oral intercourse right now’

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 17, 2017

Eat At Rita's

The art of going down on a woman. Get after it like a watermelon eating contest.

No need for dinner. I'm going to take her home and eat at Rita's. Hope she likes it ears deep!

by Rita's biggest fan September 05, 2017

Defense eating

Eating you food faster and strategically so nobody around can eat any of your foods.

When Jon took a piece of dessert. He used defense eating so only he can have his part of the dessert

by guest E51 April 20, 2019

Eating your mayonnaise

Understanding something. Synonym to "picking up what you're putting down."

Person a: "So after you solver for x, you need to substitute it back into the equation."
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"

by purple-tortilla-chip September 14, 2023