Anal gazing

To expose your butt-hole to the sun in an attempt to recharge your body.

Typically this is performed naked with you on your hands and knees, typically with your head down and back slanted to properly expose your dot.

Hey Bronte, wanna go do some anal gazing?

by JohnSugar December 7, 2022

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass

I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen

by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023

Anal Rivets

When you have herpes and hemorrhoids

Gee Sandra had some massive anal rivets

by Hussyliptus April 1, 2023

anal martini

A scammer featured on the YouTube channel Trilogy Media.

"I'm looking for Anal Martini, I was talking to him earlier." -Ashton Bingham on Trilogy Media.

by Zach on krack August 15, 2023

anal cockstroke

A word that rhymes with Angel Castro. He thinks eating cum is kinky.

Example:

Friend: say something kinky
Friend #2: I'll suck your toes
Anal Cockstroke: I'll eat your cum.

by Mr.Man777 January 7, 2017

Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe

by CoreyTech June 18, 2018