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mosé old

being so crusty and old that you’re basically a pile of dust without even getting cremated
friend 1: yo i just turned 32 today

friend 2: what?? fr?? damn you’re MOSÉ OLD
by bichibichi April 2, 2019
mugGet the mosé oldmug.

Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.
My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).
by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 25, 2022
mugGet the Old People Thingmug.

Old Balls

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!
by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023
mugGet the Old Ballsmug.

old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.
"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."
by Davellin August 28, 2023
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An Old Fashion

When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"
Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..
by Bael Sach November 1, 2023
mugGet the An Old Fashionmug.

old goaty

A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.
Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?
by madd marauder April 26, 2011
mugGet the old goatymug.

Old Scratch

Old Scratch is a nickname or pseudonym for the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub ("Netflix series "Lucifer")
Lucifer describes himself as Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch.. "Actually I like that one in particular..."
by LostSoulColo69 April 6, 2022
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