The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.
See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.
See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.
"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”
-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo
-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo
by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020
Get the The First Law of Engineeringmug. Spouse's great-great-granduncle's wife.
My co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-great-great-grandaunt-in-lawmug. Where Christian fundamentalists go to law school to learn how to deprive rights, persecute others, coerce contracts, file frivolous suits, impose harsh sentences, and scam the courts in the name of so-called "religious freedom" in secret boot camps that other law students don't know about.
Jew:" He's actually arguing that he his religious freedom gives him the right to harass and kill Jews and gays!"
Gay: Oh my, he must have gone to Baylor Law School. God speed!
The Baylor Law School prosecutor said "sign here and confess, right now, or else they're gonna impose serious consequences and add another charge. You don't want that do you? Sign here."
The Baylor Law School Judge's ruling was: "Because the defendant was smoking a fag in a school zone, we're imposing the maximum sentence of 20 years to send a clear message to the public that "smoking fags" on school premises is a serious offense."
I wish I could get into Baylor Law School.
Gay: Oh my, he must have gone to Baylor Law School. God speed!
The Baylor Law School prosecutor said "sign here and confess, right now, or else they're gonna impose serious consequences and add another charge. You don't want that do you? Sign here."
The Baylor Law School Judge's ruling was: "Because the defendant was smoking a fag in a school zone, we're imposing the maximum sentence of 20 years to send a clear message to the public that "smoking fags" on school premises is a serious offense."
I wish I could get into Baylor Law School.
by Joey2dope May 25, 2023
Get the Baylor Law Schoolmug. Dad's law is the right of the father to turn the bed room of his first born in to a dad's pad or man cave E.G a games room , bar sports room , small cinama or pool room .
Him: The eldist has gone to uni time to sort the dad pad.
Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬
Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬
by Tippedthread1 August 15, 2024
Get the Dad's Lawmug. Spouse's relative-without-designation-in-law's spouse.
Co-relative-without-designation-in-law (co-RWD-in-law).
by Kapokapo July 15, 2024
Get the co-relative-without-designation-in-lawmug. My great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the great-great-grandniece-in-lawmug. 
Get the half-co-niece-in-lawmug.