E-Scooter

Short for electric scooter. These are very underrated portable motor vehicles that come in several different classes. They used to be quite unreliable ten years ago, but now with their improved lithium-ion batteries and powerful electric motors they can attain speeds from 15 miles per hour for entry level models up to a whopping 70 miles per hour for the most expensive, elite models. My personal electric scooter can reach a top speed of 50 miles per hour, and one custom built e-scooter made from carbon fibre hit 80 miles per hour. They can also travel a hella long distance on a single charge of their batteries too, anywhere from 10 miles for entry level models, all the way up to 110 miles for the elite models. This is all in a package that weighs under 100 pounds too, and their small wheels and folding mechanisms allow for great portability. Also, even though their horsepower is less than most 125cc gas scooters, the instant and sheer torque of their motors enables some of them to accelerate to highway speeds in just a few seconds! Popular entry level brands include Gotrax, Swagtron, Hiboy and Ninebot, while fast high quality performance brands include Dualtron, VSETT, Nami and Kaabo.

After picking up a dual motor VSETT 10+ e-scooter, I smoked that 400 pound redneck in his 1990 F-150 off the traffic line.

by R3publican January 13, 2023

Demon-scatting

A Melded mixture of death growls, false vocal / vocal fry screams, bee-boxing, scatting, and only what can be described as deranged humming. Invented and popularized by Jonathan Davis of the band Korn. Korn has many examples of of the Demon-Scat, but perhaps the most notable examples are from songs like "Twist," "Ball Tongue," "BBK," and of course, "Freak on a Leash."

Me: "Uh-oh. Here comes Jonathan Demon-Scatting again!"

Jonathan: "Boom! Dup buh Boom! Damah eemah! Da-Boom dup buh doom ahmah deemah oh! Boom Doo dup buh boom dahmah deemah! Da Boom dup buh boom dup ah LET IT GO!"

by Fuckhead#1 February 6, 2023

Getting scatty

An explosive discharge of nesquick from your anus

“Wheres John?”
“Stuck at home getting scatty”

by Scattyboyyy April 10, 2023

national scooter day

may 21,st national buy a scooter day

its may21st which means its national scooter day!!

by aubreyvallentine May 21, 2024

tuna scooter

verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.

Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.

by Be-Rad June 4, 2024

Slovakian scooter

When the women is laying on her neck legs in the air around the man’s head, the man is sitting on her ass making scooter sounds while standing up shitting in her ass hole, via tube Inserted in each ani

My grandma was complaining about her neck problems so I told grandpa to to go easy on her with the Slovakian scooter.

by Jumper gang June 17, 2024

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024