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out-law

The people who used to be in your family of marriage but are "no longer family," because you're divorced.
I'm taking my kids to spend time with my out-laws because I feel like they should be able to know their grandparents, aunties, uncles and cousins on that side of the family, regardless of how my ex feels about me.
by momforlife August 17, 2021
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Pay law

Pay law is a a very popular nickname for someone who spends most of his soccer games on the bench. His nickname is so popular that people forget that he has an actual name.
“Pay law begged me to give him 5 mins

-his soccer coach
by Pedri8 November 21, 2023
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step-co-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandpibling's wife.
step-co-grandaunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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grandfather-in-law

Spouse's grandfather.
grandfather-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Law ?

Awesome mod in lando discord server. Cute boy, is also a really good skuller. Friends with comet and Ricky
Guy 1: Hey I’m not getting any skulls, can you call Law ?
Guy 2: Sure I’ll call Law ? To skull you up.
by gg/lando July 28, 2022
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Mother In Law

A mother in law is pretty much the very bane of your existence.

A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.

She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.

It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.

She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.

She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.

A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.

A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
Beware the Mother In Law.

For she is the spider, and you are the fly.
by ForestFairy March 19, 2022
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