facebok

1. The flat and featured surfaces of one's face. 2. When a chicken cluks in another chicken's face. 3. Award-winning social media site for chickens, turkeys, wild game and the general poultry community. 4. Awkward hit to the face from an inanimate object 5. A popular bok choy dish inspired by master chefs from Thailand in tribute to the famous social media site. 5. The biographical name for the Bok family of faces. 5. Confrontation of the Bok family or one of its members. Social media site for employees of the Bank of Oklahoma. 6. When a South African shows through his facial expressions he is keen or willing to do something.

"Tim liked teasing Tracy on facebok and it was verging on violation of Bank of Oklahoma policy rules."

"Rooster John got lots of hen hook-ups through facebok."

"James Beard Award judges have commented Chef Sum Guy's facebok dish is exquisite blending different styles of Asian Pacific Rim cuisine using the finest baby bok choy grown by Asian master farmers."

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 23, 2018

Facebookism

Facebookism: ~when a person lives in a world revolving around themselves. Applying all Facebook posts good or bad to themselves.

She lives in a world of Facebookism.

by Splendor April 11, 2009

Facebookorize

(v) the act of terrorizing someone in facebook by gathering a lot of people and posting hating comments all at the same time. This is usually done to someone for a special reason (snitching, cheating on people, etc.) and usually results in the person deleting their facebook account.

Person 1: yo that guy asked out my girlfriend. wtf
Person 2: woa what a douche. Hey you his facebook friend?
Person 1: yeah why?
Person 2: lets teach that fucker a lesson and facebookorize him

by Oafml November 27, 2009

facehooked

adv. to be hooked on/ upsessed with facebook

"Jerry needs to get out more, he's facehooked."

by dougie3 July 3, 2007

Facebookenstein

A computer user that spends most of their time gazing into the computer screen looking for Facebook updates. This person is usually afraid of the stove and plays online games with annoying background music.

Dad: "What the heck is wrong with Pookie? She used to hang out in the family room, now she's in her bedroom staring blankly into her laptop."

Random family member: "Oh, she's turned into a Facebookenstein, dad. Can you tell her to mute that thing?"

by dnafe1 August 29, 2010

Facebookized

When a classic computer game is remade into a mindless, endless, clicking, abomination of your childhood memories.

Yeah, it looked horrible. They completely Facebookized it.

by UnXiled March 19, 2011

facebooklessness

1. The state in which many foreigners find themselves when they arrive to internet-censored countries such as China.

2. Freedom

1. "I'm sick of this facebooklessness"

2. "This facebooklessness really got me thinking about 'friends'."

by yizzle-sizzle. April 24, 2011