Crab Cake

When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.

My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!

by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024

lung cake

a smoke except a large arm sized one

dude the bikers call ciggerets lung cookies then one said he needed a lung cake

by eric bratcher January 4, 2009

Hot Cakes

Free range, all natural, hand-forged, long burning fire starters. Flagship of GingerSnap Enterprises GSE, with the sole purpose of getting you LIT every time!

Jane: "Come on baby, light my fire!"
John: *Grabs Hot Cakes*
Fire: *Gets LIT!*

by GingerSnap-Enterprises January 12, 2023

LaGuess Cake

Mr. Laguess, a thunder thigh king with the ass of a delicious cake.

“Damn homie. Look at that *LaGuess cake*”

by Lixity August 5, 2020

funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

by Gollywobble May 1, 2025

Kendra Cakes

A woman whose essence lights up my life. Her warmth and affection are unparalleled and she is known for the intensity as well as depth of her love.

Kendra Cakes looking cute tho.

by Your Gerbil December 28, 2020

cake throat

A euphemism for Throat Cake that is sometimes used by the bashful when they don't want to talk about having semen in their throats, instead referring to 'cake'.

I had so much 'cake' stuck in my throat after I went up to Steve's room last night. I didn't know whether to spit it out or swallow it. I totally had cake throat.

by Deep Cakethroat December 4, 2013