Chocho-taco

When a girl goes nunber 2, and then wipes "back to front" coating the labia with feces, then makes a guy eat her out. Hence, the "chaco-taco"

I served my man up a fresh Chocho-taco after taco tuesday...

by Dick Fitsozwell July 15, 2021

Taco Jihad

When you declare a Holy War on someone through a taco (OR alternatively, a Holy War waged entirely through tacos).

Friend: "Charlie was a d*ck to me!"
Other friend: "Let's eviscerate a taco in his mailbox!"
Friend: "why?"
Other friend: "Taco Jihad."

by 7drizzy January 11, 2021

Turned-on Taco

A hard shelled taco. The opposite of a Turned-off Taco

Man, my turned-on taco was so crunchy but it was out so long it turned blue.

by TacoKink January 24, 2019

Taco Sweats

The act of eating so many tacos that you literally start sweating and smell like it. This smell entices the user to go out and buy even more tacos.

(Real Mexican tacos; not that Tacobell hard taco bullshit.)

I remember eating around 30 carne asada tacos, the next morning I woke up with taco sweats and got 20 more for breakfast. I didn't even bother showering I smelled great.

by Party Tony April 18, 2014

Dirty Taco

After a female takes a shit, she then procedes to wipe back to front, spreading all the shit from her asshole to her vagina

Jeff: I was fucking this girl the other night and i swear she just gave herself a Dirty Taco

Chad: Ew! Gross!

by CanadianHobo April 27, 2017

DIRTY TACO

DIRTY TACO

DIR - TEE - TAH - CO

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO WILL LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL. I.E. AN ILLEAGAL IMMIGRANT, OR A PERSON WHO WILL TAKE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE, EVEN ON THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS.

"BOY THAT GUY REALLY SCREWED EVERYONE OVER, WHAT A DIRTY TACO HE IS"

"THAT GUY JUST STARED AT MY CROTCH, HE'S PROBABLY A DIRTY TACO"

by Tempstorise January 30, 2025

john taco

the ww2 veteran who invented tacos on the uss texas

dude 1:mmmn who invented these tacos
dude 2: john taco

by the wenis February 21, 2024