Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.

You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 25, 2022

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

a name

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

Steamy Green

Green tea when hot

"Ive just bolied the kettle do you want some steamy green?"

Mm green steamy

by Soziar July 27, 2009

Oakmont green

an area in maryland where rich people live

dude i wana live in "oakmont green"

by lella star August 15, 2009

Green Handicap

The inability to further one's career as a result of said invidual's inability to play golf.

My green handicap cost me last month's promotion.

by How Now Shamwow June 17, 2009

green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.

guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.

by himynamesbill June 26, 2009