dirty graham

when you twist someone’s cock so hard their body does a full 360° cartwheel rotation but it only counts if they stick the landing

“How’d you get that concussion?”
“Oh cause my girl tried to give me a dirty graham but my cock was too small so she lost her grip halfway through and i fell on my head”

by kjontheblock September 8, 2021

Dirty Blair

When eating out your spouse after ejaculating in them, usually followed by vomiting.

She was still keen so I gave her a dirty Blair after smashing her box in.

by Hpatps March 28, 2020

Dirty Schnauzer

The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.

It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer

by petebrew February 23, 2011

Dirty Lindy

When you wake up in a place that looks like your bathroom and your daughter is taking all your money.

"This looks like MY bathroom! Are you trying to Dirty Lindy me?

by TCA Danger October 28, 2011

dirty coy

Dirty Coy is when two men are having sex and they each insert a koi Fish in each others anus and take turns being the submissive. Then they shit out their respective koi and have sushi for dinner.

Bro those to guys used the fish from your koi pond when they did the dirty coy!

by Lee Derange September 26, 2019

DIRTY MUFFRIDER

ONE WHO IS A RIDER OF STACEYS DIRTY MUFF

LOOK AT SHANE E(AKA SHAWN) HE IS THE ULTIMATE DIRTY MUFFRIDER

by staceyandshawnhavegotitgoinon January 10, 2011

Dirty Chama

When a man is about to engage in doggy style sex with a woman, instead of inserting his penis he will insert a fully cooked chicken leg and simulate the sexual intercourse motion. Try to keep it going as long as posible, eat the chicken afterwards.

Hey dude last night I gave my girlfriend the nicest dirty chama while watching vértigo.

by Piscolo August 7, 2017