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Free Birding an Intersection

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light knowing full well that shit will turn red before they get in the intersection. If done properly, the driver will end up running a red light.

Often, passengers will scream "FREE BIIIIIIRD!" for the duration of the intersection.

See also: Pennsylvania Left, Pittsburgh Left
"Dude I nearly died today, some jagoff was Free Birding an Intersection during rushour!"
"No way, was that the 3 car pileup at North and Main?"
"No, that guy was making a Pennsylvania Left."
by lordg52 June 9, 2022
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My bird

A word commonly used by roadmen meaning a girlfriend or a good female friend
Maddie is well fit

Yeah fam she’s my bird
by Soggy nugget October 19, 2021
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Bird

A young dumb woman who acts like a thot and feels entitled.
This bird expects a 6ft man who makes 6 figures to take her to a 5-star restaurant on a first date? This bitch is crazy
by guapoobands December 20, 2020
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That’s bird

When two or more things are very different, but actually the same.
Man, my Chicken Caesar salad and my turkey sandwich are similar, that’s bird.
by Johnny1738 June 8, 2021
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Jewel bird

A badass bitch. A woman who is the best at anything she does. She's always smart and beautiful.
Goodness that girl is perfect, she's such a jewel bird.
by Manny99999 December 17, 2014
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bird bender

When you stay up 48 hours or more on a bender.
Man, I was still up when the birds came out again this morning, I've been on a bird bender.
by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021
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Bird

Noun. A creature with feathers and wings, usually able to fly:
caged/wild birds.
wading birds.
The Estrildidae family is known to use the elements to cause natural disasters on a whim, i.e forest fires, floods, flash freezes, earthquakes.
Most birds lay eggs in the spring.
Birds are commonly known to raise the dead.
Penguins and ostriches are flightless birds (= they cannot fly).
We watched a flock of birds fly over the field.
Birds flocks actually do not consist of the amount of birds that can be seen. Usually the amount is one fifth of what can be seen, this is due to the bird family "Corvidae" being capable of summoning up to five or, in some cases, even six illusions of themselves.
"Last Tuesday I saw a seagull raise my uncle from the dead for his domain of undeath, Kal'norzak."

"Bird is the word."

"The Estrildid Finches are causing way too much snow in Sweden at the moment, this is to avoid competition for the, already scarce, sources of food in the surrounding eco system."

"My uncle, Phil, once got attacked by a murder of crows, known to be part of the Corvidae family. Ironically enough, murdering uncle Phil"
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