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Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."
by CookinSpain November 4, 2014
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Taco

taco is the most sluttiest person ever because she dmed my fucking friend, i am glad that she doesn't know my boyfriend .
god damnit, taco's texting my fucking boyfriend again, she's such a whore.
by kai69696 December 25, 2021
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Glossy Taco

Now we add a glossy taco because we're gunna add nail vinyls next!
by DemonChild7748 April 18, 2018
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glossy taco

A glossy taco is the final step of completing your nails.
Apply a glossy taco to finish your nails!
by I'm cool I know April 18, 2018
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Glossy taco

Christine the holo queen, Youtuber well known for much holo. A gel or non gel top coat for the nails.
"Christine, where's the glossy taco?"
"The holo is so dull, glossy taco must be added"
by AW217 April 18, 2018
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taco crusher

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex
I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.
by BigByll August 18, 2018
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Taco Belle

(N.) A girl that will ask you to go down on her at 2am. There is usually too much cheese, and even though you said "no sour cream" there's a huge glob of it. The "shell" is usually soggy, and overloaded with "lettuce."
"I went out with this girl, Sabrina. When we got back to my place she was such a Taco Belle. I didn't stopped throwing up for a week."
by TinyDancer37 April 3, 2022
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