Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."

by Gunner25 January 1, 2012

new rick roll

A more up-to-date way to annoy friends on social networking sites. A "new rick roll" becomes especially necessary when no one even checks the links you post anymore, because you've already rick rolled all your friends multiple times.

Specific examples of the new rick roll can include but are not limited too: running a straight like on someone's page or pulling a status highjack.

Mike: What are you giggling about?
Sally: I just straight liked five people, its my new rick roll.

by sweetsarahbelle February 21, 2011

Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011

Danish Roll

Noun; 1. the fat roll that hangs over female tourists' too-small tube tops. Usually seen above the Muffin Top and Moose Knuckle resulting from her too-tight short shorts.
2. a miniature, compacted version of a delicious breakfast pastry.

1: "Wow, the extra small tube top on that mother of three is giving her such a huge Danish Roll, I think her kids could use it as a pillow."
2: "Hey girl, be careful where you swing that Danish Roll. You might knock somebody over."
3: "Dude, I'm starving, but can't get too full because I'm skydiving later. You up for a Danish Roll?"

by Breacula July 31, 2011

Vagina Roll

1).A roll that looks similar to a vagina.

Hey bro did you see that chicks vagina? it totally looked like a vagina roll!!

by KobeCl10 August 21, 2011

Whore Roll

A designated roll of toilet paper to be used by whores who just recieved a creampie

Girl "Hey can you pass us some loo roll"

Guy "Get it yourself you dirtbag the whore roll is under the bed"

by Hardstyle_Huffy October 14, 2011

roll-rub

the job which a frigid fat or obese girl would give to her boyfriend.

an explanation is that the boyfriend would lube up her stomach and then push her 'rolls' over his penis then 'go to town with it'

boyfriend; Oh My god im so horny, please have sex with me.

Girlfriend ; No,

Bf; Give me a blowjob then.

gf; ill give you a roll-rub, if you have some lube.

bf ; ill spit on it.

by Rolfesaurus July 1, 2011