When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024
Get the Mexican Pez Dispensermug. To be a Mexican is to be extremely unmerciful, especially the older women who work behind the counters. For instance, a girl walks in and opens a product. Well the women makes the girl come back and pay for it. Also a student is caught cheating. The mexican girl catches you and makes you feel bad
by Happy Christian December 4, 2020
Get the Mexicanmug. Shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head causing your entire body to enter a woman’s vagina at the bottom
by Live laugh May 18, 2021
Get the Mexican mud slidemug. by Spedspedsped6969 May 7, 2021
Get the Mexican druggiemug. by babycrusher April 13, 2020
Get the The mexican currentmug. Whean you and your friend rolls yours dick and make something that imitate precels. Guy whos dick will stand first lose. This procesa is very painfull.
-dude me and mike yesterday was doing some mexican rollo and i WON!
- uh bro you are sick but congratulations 😎
- uh bro you are sick but congratulations 😎
by Mexican rollo winner September 5, 2021
Get the Mexican rollomug. A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021
Get the 2 fat Mexicans 1 burritomug.